Two Candidates Walk Into A Bar
Two comedians, each best friends, are hired as digital strategists by rival presidential campaigns. Their jobs are to create the memes that sway the election
Chapter I
PART IThe SetuporHoly shit, this stupid comedy book has parts?!? Chapter 1This was the last happy night Amal would experie ...
Chapter II
Chapter 2Henry stood backstage. He tapped his foot, waiting for Amal to join him. He had developed fifty different non-sequiturs ...
Chapter III
Chapter 3 Amal waited to speak until Henry finished— he knew Henry was on a roll. Henry outlined several strategies for to ...
Chapter IV
Chapter 4If Henry knew one fact, it was this: comedy was the most real thing in the world.That statement wasn’t exactly tr ...
Chapter V
Chapter 5 It was a killer performance, at least to Amal— he found himself laughing at some of the jokes he tore apart dur ...
Chapter VI
Chapter 6Henry joined Amal at the bar for the final act. The bartender (who played the police officer) resumed his duties after ...
Chapter VII
Chapter 7Amal, filming, had to grab Henry’s phone with both hands to stop it shaking. Few people in the Chandler Comedy Cl ...
Chapter VIII
Chapter 8“It is a hit!” shouted Henry, stretching his arms and leaning back in his arched, wheeled computer chair. N ...
Chapter IX
Chapter 9Amal woke up to a knock on the door. He stirred, and then arched his back. Amal once practiced his fire-starting routin ...
Chapter X
Chapter 10A dozen thoughts spun around Henry’s head. It was like a dream come true… but not a normal dream, more li ...
Chapter XI
Chapter 11Amal had had enough. Just as Henry hopped up from his chair, his outstretched hand ready to shake Sam’s, Amal st ...
Chapter XII
Chapter 12Henry staggered. All his energy drained out of his head, and his body turned into a statue of jelly. He looked at Amal ...
Chapter XIII
Chapter 13Amal helped Henry pack in silence, for the most part. They placed books in boxes, argued about toilet roll placement, ...
Chapter XIV
PART IIThe First StoryorPolitical satire’s not dead, it just wants to sleep a little longer. Chapter 14On the flight ...
Chapter XV
It was obsession at first sight.The first time Amal saw Kaleo, he couldn’t stop staring at the birthmark on his forehead.A ...
Chapter XVI: There's a cute kitten in this video
Their first ElectON assignment was to make something popular. Anything would do. Henry stood on top of a boulder pile in Central ...
