After Willow had been so worried about my reaction, I'd expected the place to be wall to wall drag queens or something. At least to be all rainbow coloured everything. It was the Rainbow club or something, after all. So it should have been sparklier. Like frigging winged unicorns vomiting glitter and rainbows on everything.

But it looked like hole-in-the-wall coffee shop. Like that organic place on Somerset and Booth. Mismatched tables, Every chair different....