I don’t normally swear, at least that’s what I tell my mum, but I can tell you, that there were a number of expletives that came out then. Some of them were quite eye-watering, but boy, at that moment did I feel relief. Relief like you can’t even imagine. The day had already been shit – there I go again – so I suppose I shouldn’t have expected anything else.

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