It's the night before the interview with Jessie Rayburn and Rolo is helping me decide what to wear. I'm staring into the lycra-laden contents of my wardrobe and emitting some sort of groaning sound.

"What are you moaning about?" Rolo asks as I continue to scour the contents of my wardrobe.

"What the hell am I supposed to wear?"

"Let's see, you're doing an interview because you're a personal trainer so I would suggest you not wear a full-length evening gown."

"What I meant was, should I w...