I have called Ethan to ask if he would mind testing a new range of stage make-up for Rolo. I will put him through his paces in his training session once Rolo has done his bit and we will test how well it stays on before streaking. He was very nice about it and actually sounded pleased to hear from me.

We arrive at Ethan's house in Rolo's car. He's very excited to meet the new star of the big screen as he calls it.

"Wow this is not quite what I was expecting but it's gorgeous. Look, at that," he says...