What happens if you play around in college, finally graduate and don’t get a job for the next five years? If you’re parents have enough money, they buy you a business. What happens if you graduate on time, work for the next five years and don’t have wealthy parents? If you’re me, you wind up working for the former.

What follows is a mostly real account of my experiences working for a true ass. I say mostly real, because some of the details and all the names have been chang...