Let me tell you how it all happened.

It’s not a complicated story, just unbelievable. Trust me when I say that. I was there. I played a key part in it and if I didn’t have the evidence I’d doubt it. I’m not sure if I’m the protagonist of this story, but my part was significant, plus I’m not sure who else is going to contradict me. Now that’s not to say I’m going to feed you a bunch of baloney. I could, I mean I don&rsqu...